1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.
2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.
3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.
4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.
2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.
3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.
4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.
1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.
2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...
3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.
4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?
2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...
3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.
4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?
by MrPang December 5, 2010
Get the Footschlong mug.Acronym for Fuck Off Into The Sea.
More permanent than "fuck off": you don't just want this person/thing to go away, you want it to march right into the waves and sink to the watery deep, never to bother you or anyone else again. Mostly used on Twitter.
More permanent than "fuck off": you don't just want this person/thing to go away, you want it to march right into the waves and sink to the watery deep, never to bother you or anyone else again. Mostly used on Twitter.
@person: (5 bad tweets replying to someone they don't even follow)
@other_person: Randos with boring opinions who think they deserve your attention can FOITS.
@other_person: Randos with boring opinions who think they deserve your attention can FOITS.
by garaden September 25, 2015
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Eric: Dude, she is just a footstool. I am using her to get to her friend.
Drew: Damn, you're right, her friend isn't too bad at all. Well as long as that is all it is I approve.
Eric: Dude, she is just a footstool. I am using her to get to her friend.
Drew: Damn, you're right, her friend isn't too bad at all. Well as long as that is all it is I approve.
by Rico Suave and Brody Epic December 24, 2008
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by LadyHavoc March 14, 2008
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He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found
He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found
Person 1: Is that sasquatch eating pancakes while peeing in the snow?
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him
by F.valentine August 15, 2009
Get the fotsch mug.means "She Full Of Shit". Used to describe any woman that is user, abuser, player of men. Or can be used for any woman that is just no good and worthless.
My neighbor always has her hair and nails done but her kids stay dirty as hell. Shefos (she-foes).
A woman that dates a man for his money and then gets pregnant by him is Shefos.
A woman that dates a man for his money and then gets pregnant by him is Shefos.
by Manfat October 6, 2012
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