Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

don’t flap on my flip

the one adidas shirt that they sold that one time

‘don’t flap on my flip’ shirt

by don’t flap on my flip July 9, 2022

Cat Flap

A bisexual person. One who ''swings both ways''.

Did you hear about John taking a bloke home the other night?

Yes, I know he's always been a bit of a cat flap.

by tropical October 17, 2007

flapjackin'

The act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. Crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm butter are all optional.

Leroy: Dude, I went hoggin' on some white bread last night.
Darryl: Did you get the stank?
Leroy: (ashamed look)
Darryl: Don't tell me you went flapjackin' again mothafucka!
Leroy: It wasn't my fault, dat bitch passed out cold so I found a flap and I jacked it!
Darryl: Hell yeah! Jack dat flap negro!

by DarrylandLeroy January 30, 2009

crap flap

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

by sQuick June 25, 2003

fuck flap

The mysterious loose appendage of skin on the female's vaginee.

'Holly's fuck flap gave me a rash during intercourse last night. She enrages me. Holly is a dick slap.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

flapkin

a.female version of a blumpkin.

b.eating a girl out while they poop.

i gave that bitch a flapkin and she peed in my mouth.

by iloveblumpkinsfromhobos December 21, 2010