Floopan

Someone who attempts to ejaculate but fails due to physical, mental, or mechanical reasons.

Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.

X: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, I never came.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.

Verb form usage:

Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.

by momalord January 4, 2022

Flop Club

the best discord server about floptok, vee best mod

Person 1: have you joined flop club?
Person 2: girl yess!!!

by dessertsoulxx July 17, 2023

Norwegian alligator dong flop

A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.

This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.

by Feo2 June 8, 2009

flip flop queen

1. a girl named lindsey

2. a term used to describe a girl who has a sincere love for anything flip flop.

3.a person whose ways of thinking or acting are original.

there can be only ONE flip flop queen

by sunbum February 5, 2010

Birmingham belly-flop

a derivative of the "Alabama jackhammer"; a standing "69" in which the woman is upside-down performing fellatio. Once the man senses the nearing of the orgasm he performs an Alabama jackhammer like maneuver in which he belly-flops (still in the 69 position) onto the bed/floor/table, etc., and slams his penis into the back of the woman's throat releasing a heap of semen into the bronchial tubes or esophagus of the woman

"The other day I was 69in'... but standin' up...and when I thought I was gonna cum I pulled a Birmingham belly-flop on my lady and she went "GAH!" and I went "nnnguuuuuuuuuh!!!"

by Dirty Cral Sully January 20, 2009

Flop a set

When you hit three of a kind on the flop in poker, texas hold'em

I had pocket aces and flopped the set.
- flop a set

by John er October 18, 2008

floopi

1) (v) The act of ordering food online.

2)Floopi is a social networking website for Restaurants.

3) Ordering online perfected

Henry: Hey john were going to go out to eat you want to join? John: No thanks, I'd rather stay home and floopi it.

by Lebron " The king" James September 21, 2010