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Flailing Bowl Cut

A variation of the traditional bowl cut, the flailing bowl cut takes it form when one’s hair grows in thick for several months with no regard for order or combing. When in full effect, and with a medium to slight breeze, the flailing bowl cut looks like a bowl on one’s head, that is flailing.

Historically this hairstyle has been popular among the wealthy, and eventually spread from places such as Nantucket and Lake Tahoe to numerous cities throughout the United States and some parts of Northern Canada. In a few estranged cultures, the FBC is viewed as a sign of poverty: that person could not afford a barber. In actuality, this hairstyle is a sign of great wealth, and many who don this look have complete disregard for the appearance due to their strong bank statements and stock portfolios.

The bowl cut is a comparable to the Beatle haircut from the 1960’s, which is slightly less bowl-like, and less flailing.
Did you see that guy's flailing bowl cut? He must have an extremely high net worth...
by Wyan December 15, 2008
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Flarfing

"Flarfing" refers to the act of slurping out the contents of another's anal cavity, after it has been ejaculated and vomited into by some person(s).

A related subcategory, "flarfblasting" consists in expelling by means of flatulence the vomit and ejaculate contents of one's anus into the mouth of another (who could or could not be the person who deposited those contents), positioned directly behind the anus.
I last saw Charles flarfing a homeless man's herniated anus.
by Leximus August 30, 2009
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Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!
by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020
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Floating tip

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.
its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.
by Chaz January 5, 2005
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Floating Tall Tee

n. a person of African American descent, wearing a really big shirt, often referred to as "Tall Tee".
The point at which when you happen to look outside and only see a shirt magically floating through the air. Not being able to see whos actually wearing the shirt, aka a floating tall tee.
by Punkchunkz October 16, 2008
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Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.
You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.
by Train montage April 17, 2009
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Flarping

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.
by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010
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