slaughterbate

When you have the need to masturbate wank as hard and as fast as you possibly can.

After watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, I had to go straight home and slaughterbate

by andyBOB September 26, 2005

Summer Slaughter Tour

A North American Grindcore and Death Metal tour featuring The Black Dahlia Murder, The Aborted, Born of Osiris, Psycroptic, White Chapel, Kataklysm, VADER, Cryptopsy, The Faceless, and Despised Icon.

Peadbody's Downunder sponsoring the Summer Slaughter Tour 2008
Cleveland, OH 6/21/08

by Johnny_Heck June 20, 2008

Slaughter Kebab

is a phrase used when something good happens.

and is always followed by a finger wag.

depending on how great the news is the finger wag can go from a loose finger wag to a tight one.

gav: we wrote a new song today
Sean: Slaughter!!

eg 2

Sean: i have 4 cans left

Dwayne: Slaughter Kebab!!

by leanne b May 19, 2009

Slaughter

To, usually brutally, end the life of a living entity.

Fred: Wow, Johnny sure slaughtered Ben there.
*Ben is on the ground with his head decapitated*
Johnny: All in a day's work, Fred.

by Zarithas July 12, 2005

slaughter your daughter

When you are about to DESRTOY someones pu55y.

*Knocks on door*
*Door opens*
"Hello kind sir, I am here to slaughter your daughter"

by TwistedTaffy June 15, 2017

flaunterer

The same as a flounderer but they hunt outside supre. they usually attempt to spear the ones wearing grey christina aguilera skirts over the "love the o.c" ones.

"there is no hope, for everyone that loves the o.c. that is killed 2 more take her place..."- flaunterer george, "the one with the red spikes"

"hey george look i got speared another slut"

by specky January 11, 2005

laughtershocks

Similar to the aftershocks of a large earthquake, laughtershocks are small and quick bursts of giggles after a large, initial laugh, usually responsible for a audience missing a large percentage of secondary jokes.

What did he say? Damn laughtershocks made me miss the next joke!

by camoozle September 15, 2009