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firewall

A program that defends your computer from malicious users accessing and using your computer either as a port to someone elses computer or to totally mess up yours :)
My firewall kicked that hackers ass last night
by Urban-k September 2, 2003
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Netgear Firewall

A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that show naked ladies. It is also hard to disable.
Bob: Hey Jack, lets look at some naked ladies!
Jack: We can't because of my Netgear Firewall.
by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010
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firebelly

A burning sensation felt in the stomach after drinking alot of strong or shitty alcohol. Can range from mild to overwhelmingly severe.

This condition is formally is called gastritis. Gastritis is an inflammation of the stomach.
The only thing you can do about gastritis is:
1) Vomit
2) Wait it out until your stomach next empties out which will be at around 20 minutes.

I'm also told that drinking more alcohol helps but thats probably bullshit.
Aww fuck, I shouldnt of drank that vodka and Mad Dog. Now I got firebelly. I better go lay down.
by Arm April 30, 2006
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Mexican Fireballs

The act of pouring cheap tequila on your nuts and lighting them ablaze whilst tea-bagging your date. Very pleasurable for all those involved.
Nick: Dude, this weekend I totally performed Mexican Fireballs on some chick. We had to go to the E.R. after.
Aaron: You sick fuck.......
by BigBossHog69 October 4, 2010
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Firewall

A geek's condom; Helps prevent viruses
Remember to practice safe hex and use a firewall!
by Daniel May 13, 2005
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Russian firewall

a drink composed of vodka, clear tequila, and sprite/mountain dew. Best mixed in an empty waterbottle. Packs one hell of a kick.
Woah, this is some damn good Russian firewall, where the hell'd you get the vodka from?
by The Gooche January 15, 2006
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Firewall

Any of a number of security schemes that prevent unauthorized users from gaining access to a computer network or that monitor transfers of information to and from the network.
My Firewall pwns your face.
by Deceptik0n July 29, 2005
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