Finch

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all

“aw man they’re such a finch”

by Finch_hater May 27, 2025

Finch

A colloquial term for powder, charlie, chaplin, blow, nose candy

A common sight at many a late night "talking party"

Cocaine is another name, apparently that is what some other people call it

Would you like some Finch?
Yes.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.

Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma

by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022

Atticus Finch Effect

Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.

“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”

“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”

“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”

by VixenCloud October 17, 2022

Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.

“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”

by ethanandrish May 30, 2024

J. Finch.

J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!

Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.

by oopsloops123 July 18, 2020

Finch

Sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very cute and has an amazing personality, as well as a loving heart. He's also really handsome, like a piece of art or smth. Extremely artistic and talented, a sweetheart too. Will support and listen to your interests, even if he doesn't personally like them as much as you. Probably gay or bi

Damn dude, he sure is a Finch.

by dumbasstwink May 11, 2019