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cradle of filth

Symphonic Black metal. Very good shit, wonderful lyrics. Disturbing videos. Don't take themselves too seriously, almost certainly because they're British, and thats how we do things over here. This only improves them in my opinion, but is probably one of the reasons why loads of goths hate them, since mosts goths take everything way too seriously, and also because they're popular and the majority of goths seem to have some strange thing about hating anything popular. I love em, and complaining about the lyrics is stupid because all their albums have cover slips with the lyrics in them, so read that if you can't hear what they're saying, and NEVER try listening to Arch Enemy.
"Two thousand fattened years like maniacs,
have despoiled our common grave,
now what necrophagous second coming backs,
From the Cradle to Enslave."
by KharBevNor December 14, 2003
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falchion

A sword commonly used in mediaeval times. It had a broad, cruved blade.
The knights drew near.
Freedan drew his falchion.
by guyug August 11, 2004
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Filho da puta

Brazilian expression which means son of a bitch
Common alternative versions and mispellings: fio da puta, fia da puta, filho de uma puta, filha de uma puta
Eu vou matar aquele filho da puta!
I'll kill that son of a bitch!
by Dan Cavalcante June 11, 2006
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RomCom Filth

Noun: A movie of the "Romantic Comedy" variety that is panned by critics, all men, and even a majority of female viewers. These movies are mostly seen by suckers who are drawn to the theater on an unfortunate opening day, before the correct designation has changed from "Romantic Comedy" to "RomCom Filth."

A minority of viewers also watch these "films" in an ironic fashion, for gags.
Oh yeah, "Maid in Manhattan," one of my friends accidentally that RomCom Filth when it came out, because his girlfriend LOVES J-Lo for some inexplicable reason.

I actually saw it on Valentines Day last year - I was alone so I drank four bottles of wine and vomitted into a bucket. It was a good gag.
by Xander Cruz February 16, 2009
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Felchmerchant

A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw
Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant
by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006
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cradle of filth

Hmmm... they're a great band, they're under a fair bit of scrutiny by those that are more concerned about genre than music. Alternative or not, black metal or not. At the same time some of their listeners have a vandetta towards Marilyn Manson. In the end it all comes down to personal taste though.
To add to what has already started:

MM fan: Cr4dl3 0f f1l+h sux0rs (sic)
CoF fan: 'They're the shizzle!' - Shoots MM fan
Black metaller: 'You're not black metal!' - shoots cradle fan
Random Person: Shoots that person for being a twat.

...And so the cycle continues.
by don't you respond to me June 4, 2004
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felch bar

An establishment where people pay to be felched or to felch.
He goes to Liam's felch bar, I hear it has reasonable rates
by chird September 10, 2003
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