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Failsate

From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly
Did you see the guy on the BMX have a massive stack? Man, that was failsate!
by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010
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Failotomy

Surgery that failed. Nothing screams fail like going under the knife to sort out a medical condition, only to come out the same or worse.
So my cholecystectomy turned out to be a total failotomy
by Sunjammer October 29, 2010
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failtacular

a fail so epic it's almost a win.
- HOLY SHIT! did u c what mike did?
- yeah, how in the fuck did he fail that bad?
- i know man, it wuz failtacular
by bongblazer 52 March 30, 2011
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FailSec

The definition of FailSec is a small group of Facebook failed Trolls that can't get anything right and also claims to be "Hackers" but aren't. Then the troll's plans are exposed and turned back on them, Then they report, block, and run away. Then everyone else laughs at them
Facebook User 1: Wow those Trolls aren't funny at all?

Facebook User 2: I know. Did you see them run when they knew that I had found out their plan?

Facebook User 1: Yes I saw Ha! What a total FailSec
by Pick your game up February 7, 2014
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falstaffian

Adj. A fat person who eats and drinks to much , but is generally liked by other people
Our falstaffian friend Eric, generally is great to hang with. But their is the occasion we hit him in the troat.
by M Goldnugget March 6, 2019
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Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.
Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
by chronic.fail October 27, 2011
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fallston

a small town in harford county full of people who think they are rich and bitch about everything.

basically its full of sub-divided communities with 1-acre lots on average sized houses with a few SUVs parked out front.

the high school is known as heroin high, and with good reason.

for the most part, fallston kids are known to pop the collars of their pink polo shirts and drive jeeps that their parents bought for them. lame.
someone not from fallston- hey, why dont i have cell phone reception here?

fallston local- oh, because we're a bunch of fags that bitched about having cell phone towers installed because they are ugly and an eyesore, and now we're all pissed cuz we can't use our phones where we live.
by homie g homeslice July 4, 2005
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