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False Crack

A Hawaiian slang term meaning a punch to the face and, from what I thought, often done without much more than a verbal warning at most. A surprise punch that catches the recipient at least somewhat off-guard.

Also just to "false" or getting "falsed"
Also "dirty cracks" or "dirty lickings"
Dey wuz arguing for so long until James jus wen false crack em!!!

He was talking shit so I falsed dat faka and he wen drop li' dat!!!
by JLiRD March 5, 2007
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false light luciferian deceiver

A luciferian POS who preaches the coexistence of the DARK and the LIGHT so that the dark can feed off of the light as they have quite literally done with mixing 'jesus' with 'christ' ...separate the two because they are not the same. You have, a heavily suppressed DIVINE MOTHER OF ALL CREATION and 'CHRIST' INCARNATE, HER VESSEL.. IS A SHE. BUT THE FALSE LIGHT LUCIFERIAN DECEIVER AGENDA ENTAILS MASS KILLING HUMANITY AND THE DOLLAR AND GETTING RICH OFF CRYPTOCURRENCY WITH YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS TRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE/5D/SO CALLED HEAVEN ON EARTH WITH THEM AS THE NEW CONTROLLERS OF YOUR 'REANIMATABLE HELL'....This was about trapping and torturing GOD'S BLOODLINE to death over and over as primary energy source. CREATORS IN CONTROL THO, deceivers fail.
The False light luciferian deceiver agenda entails slaughtering humanity, killing the dollar and them getting rich off cryptocurrency with OUR CONSCIOUSNESS TRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE and then as the new controllers.
by Wisdom's Child 144 October 18, 2022
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false crack

A hard punch to the face. Used colloquially in Hawaii as part of the local dialect of pidgin English.
You betta watch yo' mout or you gonna get one false crack, bra.

It would be highly advisable if you were to choose your words with care, or else you will receive one false crack, sir.
by blastron May 13, 2005
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False Flagging

1. Trying to discredit a political group or movement by pretending to be a member of it online while posting ignorant or offensive comments.

2. Trying to discredit a political group or movement by bringing ignorant or offensive signs to a protest and pretending to be part of the protest.
YouTube commenter 1: I hate teh joos and I also think Barack Obama is awesome.

YouTube commenter 2: Quit false flagging you liar.
by Isaac Clark March 6, 2010
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False Positive

A spurious ping on the gaydar. Those utterly heterosexual folks who consistently (and generally unknowingly) trip queer folks into thinking they are also gay or lesbian.

Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual men who are

1) faintly swishy in behaviour or
2) well-groomed and attired or
3) remarkably toned and muscular or
4) wearing a luxurious mustache along with a military fade haircut
may all end up as false positives.

Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual women who are

1) faintly masculine in behaviour or haircut
2) prone to sensible shoes or flat-heeled boots
3) often in charge
4) not drowned in cosmetics
5) softball players
may all end up as false positives.

The term carries no pejorative weight. Gaydar is a finely-calibrated instrument, can be easily thrown off, and no blame is assigned either to the hapless straight or to the wondering queer when a false positive is discovered.

(slang term, queer subculture, noun)
"Look, Martha, I know Betty's a hot softball coach, but she's married and monogamous and straight. Give it up. She's just a false positive."
by Miselaineous October 19, 2009
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faïsel

faïsel
faïsel is a handsome boy who will always be there for his friends. Besides the fact that a faïsel is super smart and talented, he is also a great lover. He will always try to be the best boyfriend and tries all day to please his girl. In life and in bed *wink, wink*
faïsel does everything for the things he loves, which mostly are nature, animals and his friends.
faïsel also has soft hands and a nice voice because he is dope.
faïsel can be very vengeful for people who hurt him or his loved ones, so never get up his ass!
faïsel also means judge in Arabic. faïsel is beauty, faïsel is strength, faïsel is power
OMG have you seen your boyfriend? He is just a faïsel!
I wish my boyfriend could be more faïsel :(
I love my best friend, he is a total faïsel!
Children, you're all talented students, but you need to be more faïsel to pass this class...
by xxBReady4Luvxx June 29, 2019
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Failsafe

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.
Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"
by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009
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