Faileontologist

Studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms.

If it hadn't been for my friend being a faileontologist, I would never have known of my failurysm.

by Yars the Nazi October 11, 2009

Failexan

A person who sucks in any sort of competitive gaming. Whether it be MMO-based or Shooter-based. A failexan always folds under pressure and nerd rages whenever it loses.

Joe: Dude, Jimmy is totally flipping nigger balls over losing that game.
John: Yeah, he always does that. He is such a failexan.

by Z makes all wordz cooler November 26, 2009

Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed

Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010

Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.

1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!

by Kamakazai November 11, 2009

failed abortion

The Jonas Brothers.

"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".

by only slightly June 21, 2010

That's what she failed.

A phrase that, while beginning in such a fashion as may warrant the proud declaration, "That's what she said," comes to be unusable in a sexual context, thus being a fail.

"It was really huge...but a good book overall."
"That's what she......failed."

"It was so hard to come up with examples"
"That's what she failed."

by Limonchikov August 9, 2009

Faileron

A type of control surface on aircraft, similar to the aileron, but mostly used on Mongooses from Halo.

The airplane can bank because of its ailerons, but Mongeese can't because they have failerons.

by Jewpeg and Wpeg August 8, 2010