family simulator

a sex game that's on every porn site, you can't dodge the ad, there is 5% you can dodge it but that's it.

jojo: hey have you heard of family simulator

me: oh my god shut the fuck up everytime i go on any porn site i always see a fucking ad for family simulator

by Juvyx December 5, 2021

Expanding Family Syndrome

the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.

this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.

by earpuller April 27, 2006

proctor family

the proctor family is a group of stoners that get together on proctor street in tacoma, washington. most of them are loveable and funny.

Person 1: are you gunna be on proctor today?

Person 2: hell yeah. i'm kickin' itt with my proctor family

or

i love our proctor family. hey! let's go smoke some weed!

or

wheres the proctor family? i need a stoag.

by pichuu <3 October 9, 2009

Family Friendly Noose Song

The best and most educational song on the Internet. The song is by Rusty Cage. It teaches you how to tie a noose and what to use a noose for.

I love the Family Friendly Noose Song!

by Bitcharoux November 24, 2018

Nuclear Family

The typical family depicted on television commercials which depict a happy, loving, tight family enjoying whatever item that the commercial is depicting. Sadly, this is not the way that most real life families act.

John: "Dad we need to get a Kinect!! Look how happy that family is!!"

Brother: "Dude, can't you tell that's just a Nuclear Family? The Kinect won't bring that kinda happiness!"

by Scyon September 24, 2011

magcon family

A group of 12 boys who were on the magcon tour and quit for various reason...but they will always be a family

Magcon family is always going to stick together.

by Mattisbae7 October 19, 2014

Soco Family Sit-In

Getting eaten out in a family bathroom at the mall. SoCo refers to South County Center, a mall in St. Louis, Missouri, where such things have happened.

“So what did you guys do?”
“Bro I gave her a SoCo Family Sit-In!”
“Damn, you dirty.”

by socofamilybathroomgirl November 6, 2017