Kiddie Fiddler

Term most commonly used in descriptions of Charlie Hutton. See also nonce, pedo and cradle-snatcher

Look its a kiddie fiddler, must be Charlie Hutton on the prowl

by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019

Kiddily fiddler

someone who spends their lifetime being a kiddily fiddler is someone who likes to fiddle with the kiddies out there
They can’t help being the way that they are

Hey you. Stop fiddling around with those kiddies

But I’m a kiddily fiddler.

by A kiddily fiddler October 11, 2019

Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

diddly fiddler

(noun), a term used as an alternative word for sex, or someone who has a lot of sex

"wow! Kaden probably fiddles so many diddlies!"
"Dude, your such a diddly fiddler!"

by quakeden January 14, 2017

Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.

The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…

by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

Fiddler’s Tickle

Which someone’s head in your lap you slowly gain an erection that works it’s way into their ear

As he tried to rest his weary eyes in his friend’s lap he was jolted awake by a fiddler’s tickle.

by Alogen Jonaziger July 24, 2023