A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
by Heatwrench May 29, 2022
A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.
by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024
So was that ur fiddler on the roof
by Tbest-evva July 30, 2017
by Jollon August 12, 2023
A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.
by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018
by Fiddlerchik8me August 09, 2021