Email Knievel

One who sends slanderous, argumentative, confrontational, opinionated, or otherwise poorly worded emails sure to be regretted seconds after.
Employee: "Um.. did you get that email where I mention the new policy?"
Manager: "Yes email knievel; here's your last paycheck."
by vagrant66 November 05, 2010
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Emailing The Hop

A phrase used to tell your co-workers when you're heading to the crapper. Non-offensive and suited well for an office environment.

Also a more up to date way to send a fax to Cleveland.
Boss: Where's Hopkins? He's late for the meeting.

Pat: He'll be a little late. He's busy emailing The Hop.
by Crop Duster October 02, 2008
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Emailed Up

When someone is angry and they email the co-worker they're pissed at and unnecessarily copy the boss, the boss's boss, the boss's boss's boss, and so forth, all the way to the top. Usually it ends up back-firing.
She was so pissed that the printer didn't work she emailed up all the way to the CEO. Turns out it was out of paper.
by AbsoluteT April 17, 2009
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pocket-email

To unknowingly email someone from your blackberry or email device, while it is is your pocket, purse, or manbag. Similar to pocket-call.
I pocket-emailed my boss while mountain biking after calling in sick. Now he wants to know what "V*qw" means, and why I'm so sunburned.
by Jim O'Sims June 11, 2008
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cold email

I cold emailed a potential client about building her website. She replied, "I have no idea what you're talking about. API? Hooked up to WordPress? Stop geek barking at me. Will it have sparkles?"
by geekbarker September 30, 2009
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f-email

Email - usually about nothing important and/or containing pictures of babies, cute animals, or other such schmaltzy stuff - from a significant other, sister, or mother.

Most men would rather die than read too much f-email.
I'll read it later, it's just f-email.
by zygo August 07, 2009
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