by Laverne's mom March 9, 2017

by Ggkvfnmjdr June 16, 2016

Wiping 💩 poop along side the face of someone you just had anal sex with; wiping poop as to where Elvis's side burns would be.
Greg and Mandy engaged in a sporting round of butt sex and when Greg pulled out after dumping his load he had traces of 💩 poop on his dick and gave Mandy a smelly Elvis to remind her to expel her bowels beforehand next time.
by A-Pdiddyâ„¢ February 5, 2019

by BumStatusYo December 9, 2018

A conte crayon or chalk drawing using white conte/chalk in a way that makes the drawing look too "slick," often as a result of using too much of the white.
This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.
This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.
I was just going to add a few white highlights, but I got carried away and my drawing turned into a velvet elvis.
by Hannah March Campbell April 23, 2006

A disgustingly hairy woman, lacking upkeep on hair removal in her nether region, with happy trails on the inside of either thigh.
Old single guy - "The chick I took out last night was one terrible nappy-elvis, so bad I almost didn't sleep with her."
by James Baltzer January 23, 2008
