eating my corn on the cob

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.

Are you eating my corn on the cob?

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

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eating the booty like groceries

Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.

Jane told her friends "John was eating the booty like groceries."

by SamiiThoo September 12, 2015

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Elton Brand

1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league

1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"

by The Real Izzy November 30, 2004

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008

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Easton Corbin

Relatively new country music singer who sounds like the second coming of George Strait (one of the most famous and successful country musicians ever).

Guy #1: Hey, this is that new George Strait song, "Roll With It."

Guy #2: That's Easton Corbin, not George Strait, you doofus.

by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

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