Dermis Slut

A straight person who gets very touchy feely around gays.

Leah always rubs my arm when I'm with her . I know she's str8 and just doing it bc she wants what she will never have. What a dermis slut!

by Leahisahoe June 13, 2017

derm

a term used to describe a cigarette.

I just smoked nine derms, now I'm going to smoke another five.

by Julian L August 17, 2007

deermafia

they are against the holy moosen god, Jeff. They are the equivalent to satan in the christian relgion. they are out to kill all of the moosen followers and Jeff.

The deermafia slaughtered my wife last night, who was a moosen follower.

by KPAR Lopez January 27, 2008

Durma-flicka-flicka

when you're too damn tired to say ceiling fan

It's too fucking hot to sleep can you turn on the durma-flicka-flicka?

by Queenofyou August 20, 2010

Dermaflautist

A person who performs fellatio.

My girlfriend is an accomplished dermaflautist,she gives great head.

by BLATHERSKITE March 19, 2014

Dermot

someone with a humungos reproductive system and a fat delicious bootylicious drop dead geogrous behind. He has the hair of a gorilla but the penis of an elephant. He gets all the ladies but also the men.

"omg dermot is so hot today"
"i want dermot to put it in my ear!!!"

by bigbootydynasty May 11, 2022

My dermal becomes turkeys

1. Goosebumps, but only if you're using google translate from Dutch.

2. The feeling you get when someone with skin fibrosis gently caresses you with a giant turkey leg purchased at Disney World.

The way John touched me with that meat stick was nothing short of astonishing. My dermal becomes turkeys when I think about it. Sadly, the antibiotics will take months to cure me.

by LOLWTFBBQZZZZ June 16, 2010