douchefecta 

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.

Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!

douchefecta by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012

Doucheneck 

T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.

"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."

Doucheneck by spafflizard May 21, 2013

Douchecockery 

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag

"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."

Douchecockery by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014

Douchequake 

The phenomenon that occurs when a person's loud stereo causes a building to shake.

"Dude, why is your house shaking?"
"Oh, that? It's just another douchequake."

Douchequake by sarabellum September 16, 2016

Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag

Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?

Douchepecker by Halleybug September 5, 2016

Douchequake 

noun
a person so annoying the ground will move to avoid him/her

Because of that douchequake Montell my azaleas have uprooted.

Douchequake by Edbelfourskin November 16, 2016

Douchedick

That term you use when you royally fuck up

Him: *puts gas in a diesel truck*

Him: AGHHH DOUCHEDICK

Douchedick by Ck_bowers15 October 10, 2017