Dongled

When a person gets screwed over or "fucked over" by an event. Originally, was in reference to a dongle cable not working correctly, hence, getting "dongled."

Dongled can be used for anything.

James: Dude, you got dongled.

by Miketendo March 31, 2008

dongle-nosher

Rugby-playing, bottom feeling closet homosexual with a penchant for helmet slurping and the odd chocolate starfish

The "Big" Emm secretly loves the cock, dongle-nosher that he is...

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Hot doggler

When a man proceeds to work his penis through another person's ass cheeks, in the same fashion as a tittie fuck, making it look like a hot dog in between a bun.

"Man, that chick has a nice ass."
"Yeah, I would definitely pull a hot doggler on her."

by KLoush February 12, 2009

dongleization

The process of bestowing a phallus upon where before there was none.

Jeneane, feeling she was born into the wrong body underwent dongleization.

by adman86 June 23, 2010

Dorplegong

A malformed kidney or other organ that you find out in the woods, covered in maggots.

Dude, I just saw this dorplegong, it was so gross!

by Zklik July 10, 2011

Dongle Wander

Noun; phrase. The progression of free-ballin it. A condition in which the dongle migrates far out of the scheduled or preferred area due to improper containment. Often leads to severe dick lash or other complications.

"I have to wear boxers from now on because of all the dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."

by MASPONIE November 18, 2011

Donglebit

The act of masturbating to and the sexual arousal towards the internet... not pornography... just the internet.

Boy 1 - "Oi bro, did you donglebit yesterday? "
Boy 2 - "yesterday? BRO EVERYDAY!!"
*both boys then proceed to high five each other, then pull each others pants down and donglebit each others genitalia*

by flyingbaconsandwich December 15, 2013