donk

VERB. to fuck someone or something.

She's hot, I would donk her if I had the chance.

by the janice May 24, 2006

donk

A spastic horse.

The term can also be related to other situations in life involving people - if someone is no good at something. Like, a donkey tries but is no good at being a horse.

can be applied to many situations:

1. If someones bad at poker - "He is a donk at poker!"

2. If someone is considering going to see his girlfriend instead of a night on the lash - "Dont donk out on me"

3. If someones doing something bad - "quit donking out"

by Daniel Sanderson March 11, 2009

donk

someone who has done something stupid, or acting weird

What you doing you donk

by AAAleachy December 13, 2016

donk

a stupid person. an idiot.

oh my god! you just cracked my skateboard. you donk!

I can't believe you said that stupid thing! you donk!

by blonde_bombshell December 5, 2007

DONK

(-n,v,adj,adv) a word that has literally any meaning, with the loosest connotation in the english language.

1.(-n) That Bitch is such a donk.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.

by traap March 29, 2011

donk

1) The sound a computer makes when certain types of error messages or pop-ups appear on the screen of your monitor;
2) To block access to something on a computer because of an error message or pop-up.

I just got a donk from a menu screen on my computer, so I have to 'x" it out to get to the next link.

by pentozali October 19, 2007

Donks

Slang abbreviation of Redonkulous used when describing something far more absurd than ridiculous.

Jayme: Did you hear what Britney said about her lady part?
Chris: No, What?
Jayme: It was hanging out.
Chris: Thats donks man!
Jayme: Totally donks!

by Chryme March 11, 2009