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divine breakup

This may be possibly the best way to break up with a girl if you are sick of your relationship. Message the chic and get her to stand on an exposed street corner (not near any trees or posts that may get in the way). Organize a friend to drive past her while you hang out the back window of the vehicle and yell 'YOUR DUMPED HOE'. As she looks up, throw a full 2 liter bottle of Coke at her face hard, so it hits her and drops her to the foot path. Then get your friend to spin the wheels and speed off... Another option is to throw the bottle of Coke at her box; this has the advantage of leaving her with a mung hole.
Pete: I hate going out with Gemma-Rae she is a complete skank.
Trent: Why don't you have a divine break up with the cunt of a thing.

After our divine breakup, Sonique couldn't find a new boyfriend because of her obscene mung hole. What a stupid bitch!
by the gayzelle September 3, 2009
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Shaun Diviney

Another word for 'dorito'.
Shaun Diviney is so orange, I bet he rolls around in doritos.
by a-n-c-h-o-r July 1, 2011
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Divine

A(n) (in)famous drag queen who starred in John Waters films from the 70's and 80's, such as Pink Flamingos (1972) and Hairspray (1988). He died in 1988.
Scene that made Divine famous: the ending of Pink Flamingos, where he eats fresh dog shit right off the street.
by RyanPC February 14, 2006
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Divinement

When Divineness and action come together and alignment of planetary positioning. As a result, modern day magic ignite.
Did you get started when the going lady said that she loved you the first time she saw you. I responded "No not at all, that is Divinement!"
by keeshan22 December 24, 2016
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Divine Miss M

A pseudonym and alternate personality of Bette Midler (also known as "The Divine Miss M")
I hear the Divine Miss M is in Vegas at the moment?
by cseim June 14, 2008
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Divine Ace

A Divine Ace is a being who has surpassed the trials of agony, pain, sadness, death and even being at there lowest point in life but still have the desire to not give up knowing if they try more the will fail. So the will of the Divine Ace gives you the power to stand one more time and give it your all to win.

The Divine comes from the presence of how you feel it all depends on your aura.

The Ace come from the perfection in everything you have striven for it all comes back in and perfect unstoppable form and it has perfect symmetry and no flaws just like an Ace
Ive given up in life for to long its time to inherit the will of the Divine Ace
by TheDestinedLoner October 27, 2014
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Divine Swine 69

guy 1: hey who’s that
guy 2: that’s divine swine 69
guy 1: what does that name even mean?
guy 2: an elegant, fancy bitch
by divineswine69 July 27, 2020
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