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distractasaurus

Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.
Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
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Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008
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Distractipated

Being so distracted by something to the point where it's the only thing you can think about!
Kimiko was distractipated by the giant anvil about to fall on her head.

Britty was distractipated by her shirtless husband, Valo.
by KimikoNyanChan May 9, 2009
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distractional focus

This occurs when you need to be working with someone else, listening to music, watching television, or doing something else while doing academic work in order to help you focus better
I could not focus fully on my history work, so I asked my friend to be my distractional focus
by blitz425 November 13, 2009
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distracturbate

(v.) The act of masturbating loudly (either acting it out or actually masturbating) to distract another person or group of people.
Mortimer: "How did you miss that easy 8-ball shot?"
Winston: "Thaddeus distracturbated me with the pool cue!"
by Thaddeus Muttengreggor May 11, 2010
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Temporary Distraction Measure

A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.

Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.

Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.

E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure
by Crashingtests July 4, 2008
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Distraccent

When a foreigner starts talking and you forget what you were doing. Or, when you're trying to throw someone off so you talk in a fake accent.
Christian Bale uses a distraccent at all times.
by nohandleplease December 1, 2014
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The Sky District

The Sky District is a mobile marketing company that was founded in May, 2009 by 21 year old entrepreneur, Jason Martin. The Sky District is located at the Center for Innovation in Grand Forks, ND and currently serves small to medium size businesses in the Midwest region of the US. We offer our clients cutting edge mobile technology and create, manage and measure the results of each campaign.
We are going to integrate The Sky District's mobile marketing strategies and solutions into our marketing plan.
by bizstartups November 21, 2009
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