Dildo of Consequence

The severe shafting experienced after an illegal, immoral invasion.

Russian trolls experienced the Dildo of Consequence, which arrived unlubed, in the Kerson region of Ukraine

by Anglo Saxon Fella November 13, 2022

Dildo Farm

A place where little baby dildos grow up to be big strong dildos

Elizbeth, you are a big fat dildo farm.

by Sex Monkey 200 April 29, 2009

Dildo Light Show

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.

Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.

by Picklesrtasty October 30, 2010

President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.

My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

didomenico

pronounced de-dough-men-eh-ko

An exceptionally beautiful person who doesn't even have to try

boy: "gurl you lookin' finee"
girl: "thanks, it just happens naturally"
boy: "you must be a didomenico"

by deeds times two August 8, 2010

Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.

Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.

by ihatemimes June 19, 2007

dildometry

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...

what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!

by Ayhch February 12, 2010