diddle fuck

verb. To fuck around, to get nothing accomplished or take an unreasonably long time to get something done.

When the light turned green, the drivers in front of Mike played diddle fuck, and he was unable to get through before it turned red again.

by dont diddle-fuck in traffic December 30, 2007

diddle

The rebounding of a drumstick so that two notes are played in succession, usually at the same dynamic, to generate a faster way of playing strokes.

You can't play a drum roll without knowing how to diddle.

by r0x0rw00t June 30, 2005

diddlin

A way of asking people how they are

hey honey hows you diddling

by ladycazzeh October 16, 2006

idaho diddler

when a girl diddles her pussy and a man comes up from behind and shoves a potato up her ass then he take it out and the girl eats it

dude it totaly did an idaho diddler with mary last night and she ate the potato like a dirty little whore

by bannanaman63 August 25, 2009

Diddled her Skittle

means fingering or playing with a girl's clit

'I kissed a girl AND diddled her skittle !'

by Reshi August 16, 2011

diddle breath

The smell of your breath after giving head.

"oh brooo, i totally got diddle breath right now"

by Krina May 24, 2008

Howdy Diddle

like "How do" or hello

just makes saying "hello" less boring XD

*walks into room*
"Howdy Diddle Yall!!!"

by Hitcher 1001 October 19, 2008