dickacunt

a clitoris thatlooks like a penis

hey look at that dickacunt

by RJ Skylar May 24, 2003

dickfaced

When you pass out at a party and people write graffiti on your body esp. penises on your face hence dickfaced. If you pass out on a bed your safe from the dickfacing ritual.

Person 1: Dood he passed out I think we should have dickfaced him.

Person 2: Yeah, but he passed out on a bed. He is in the safe zone.

by Toiletpaper Titties February 1, 2008

dicksick

When a man fails to get sex and drops sleazy comments on any exposed females on social network.

Tom is so dicksick he has left a comment on every bikini wearing female’s Instagram that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.

by Observer274647 July 10, 2019

dicksucker

1. redneck version of cocksucker
2. term used by someone who is just learning how to swear

1. BillyBob can be such a dicksucker sometimes

by vinspector December 23, 2011

dicksuck

plural term for receiving oral sex

I only work here for the dicksuck.

by enraged bank one customer February 14, 2005

Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

dicksock

a sock you put on your cock to warm it up or a condom

"you ripped my dicksock asshole!"

by dicksock October 18, 2008