bring me the device

A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.

Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"

Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"

Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"

by DemmiaPwns March 31, 2009

Desiree

1) Not a fucking stripper name
2) Not a hoe
3) What the fuck were you thinking
4) The first def. is way better

Think I made myself cleaaaar(:

Desiree is not a hoe name, or a stripper name.

by bbyd January 9, 2008

DeVore

A breed of intelligent and ridiculously good looking male humans.

Did you see the package on that DeVore?

by GiantWarriors June 30, 2010

devirginized

not in a state of being a virgin

friend: omfg!! you had sex with BILLY?
girl: yes! I am devirginized!!

by teh definitioner August 14, 2003

desire

continuation of a fantasy, without desire there is no fascination and therefore no interest

What does your heart desire?

by nikolai21 December 30, 2005

Deviteland

A mystical land of gold, it is thought to be an urban legend but actually exists. It consists of the most gorgeous, magnificent and strongest warriors in all of the lands. A place where anything is possible and your dreams become reality.

very few have been to the mystical land of deviteland, but there is proof it exists.

by fabricated dreams March 2, 2009

devidere

Devidere: when a character completely ignores the main character, in a feeble attempt to make him/her jealous. Usually devidere's are jealous of other relations their loved ones have and will try to ruin it from the side lines.

Guy:Will you go out with me? Devidere:Did you hear something? *week later*. Guy:will you go out with me? Random girl:Sure. *Devidere gives evil stare*. Girl:Actually... I can't. Sorry!

by YouDon'tKnow? April 21, 2014