auto-Darwinize

To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.

"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."

by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008

darwinning

'Winning' in a Darwinistic fashion, or on a Darwinistic path. i.e. When you see a really stupid person have something bad happen to them brought on by their own stupidity, Darwin is Winning, and it is a darwinning occurrence.

"Hahah, that lady was talking on her cell phone and tripped and fell into the fountain in the mall where she worked!"

"That's totally darwinning. What a moron!"

by laeiryn October 14, 2011

Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013

Darwining

When you drive around and throw copies of The Origin of Species at Mormons.

"Bro we're gonna go darwining later, you down?"
"Sure, I have 50 copies of The Origins of Species just laying around I have nothing to do with."
"Word"

by Psmalls November 30, 2013

derpincompoop

Something a girl named Olivia says to act tough, however jeopardizing her credibility in the process.

Hero: "Wanna fight?"
Peasant: "Derpincompoop"

by LarryNoodle March 5, 2014

Darwin Watterson

The naive fish that grew legs (2nd main character of The Amazing World of Gumball)

Main character appearances: The Words, The Sucker, The Origins pt 2, The Dream, The Party, and The Roots.

Darwin: My name is Darwin Watterson!

by Guyggggggggg October 2, 2020

Dervin

a sexy mexican college student that sells mangos

i would fuck the shit out of dervin

by ppdestroyer6969696996 April 20, 2021