deli

hottest sexiest funniest coolest person alive

omg deli? ik him he’s the hottest sexiest funniest coolest person alive

by rrileyprince November 28, 2021

deli slide

Deli Slide meaning sliding into a vagina while there's a menstrual cup inside the vagina.

My girlfriend is on her period so we tried a deli Slide this week.

by dagamuffinn August 22, 2023

Stinky Deli

Any small run-down delicatessen, with poor quality food and often operated by people with questionable hygiene.

I stopped going to the stinky deli next door after the health inspector gave them their third violation. That place is a real DUMP.

by Logic316usa October 5, 2009

PETER DELIS

When you have a fat hog and everyone knows and can smell it

damn i smell a PETER DELIS coming and so does my wife

by mucher101 March 16, 2022

The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018

delis

delis is meow. meow is delis. delis is zara's baby meow.

pretty, cute, sexy, hot, comforting, funny, smart, are the only way to describe delis.

if you see delis in the street, pwease gib her some food. zara love delis mwah 😘

"meow meow meow meow" : "delis delis delis delis"

by meow's baby August 17, 2021

Deli Safari

Shoving a ton of sandwiches in your mouth at once.

John: Hey Emily,how's your brother?

Emily: he's dead john.

John: What happened?

Emily: he went on a Deli Safari.

John: HA,classic Brian.

by casualtrash January 22, 2015