Decepticon

A fat person who only shows photos of themselves, online, in which they do not appear fat, by means of flattering camera angles, head shots, or deceptive apparel.

You meet someone on an online dating website for the 1st time in person and he/she (typically she) is much larger than you expected.

"Man, I met this hottie online, but we met up and she turned out the be a decepticon. I was duped by the fatso!"

by t0m0wnzj0084 December 9, 2008

Deception

The feeling you feel of reality after watching the movie: Inception.

Girl: "Dude! The movie Inception was intense! How do you feel about it?"
Guy: "Deception..."

by MaidenVoltaire August 16, 2010

decrepit chips

when you eat stale chips from the bottom of the bag when you are hungry and that's all you have around

"any chips left in the bag"
"just the decrepit chips in the bottom!"

by Penny Flame June 28, 2008

deceptadong

A word used by Transformer nerds to describe a transvestite.

Steve: What the hell happened to you last night?
Bob: I hooked up with this hot chick and we went back to my place.
Steve: How did it go?
Bob: She turned out to be a man.
Steve: Really?
Bob: Yea. She was a deceptadong.

by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

Deceptively Speaking

A round about way of saying that you are lying when the liar doesn't want to admit they are lying

Jim: I'm deceptively speaking
Bob: BULL! You are a liar. Tell me the truth now

by captainbuttons December 18, 2012

Deceptive Cum

Another way to say Decepticon.

You've heard of Decepticons, now get ready for Deceptive Cum.

by a real bean May 26, 2017

decepticookie

An oatmeal raisin cookie that upon first glance looked like a delicious chocolate chip cookie.

His appetite, yea his very world, collapsed when, upon close inspection, he discovered the plate was covered with decepticookies.

by Nerdzar July 5, 2017