carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017

drizzy-dressed

a ghetto term for getting dressed (referencing Drake)

I’m bouta get drizzy-dressed

by alizeee January 7, 2020

undies dressed

Wearing only my undies.

I’m only undies dressed, when after I have an accident, such as urinating on myself, including bed wetting!

by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020

Getting dressed

Having an object placed inside of the rectum, as dressing is placed into a turkey.

He was getting dressed at his colonoscopy appointment.

by Eg_n_chee November 25, 2021

well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 28, 2022

Best-dressed-streaker

When the best dressed person at prom takes their pants off and streaks through the dance floor.

Prom was great last night, the Best-dressed-streaker ran by me with no pants on.

by Balls19 April 20, 2024

cross dresser

Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".

A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.

by bitchuck June 13, 2025