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distance chick

Girlfriend that looks really cute, if she is standing on a distance hill.
Me: That's my girlfriend there across the street, isn't she hot?
Dude: I sit next to her in history, she's a total distance chick.
by korgwm October 13, 2013
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O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.
"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."
by Yuichi October 1, 2007
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dismantle

Verb.
To completely obliterate an object (or person) to nothingness.
Dude, I am gonna dismantle your unit.

Hey, it looks as if your vehicle has been dismantled, yet it still seems to suit you for your daily ventures.
by Jansen Douglas August 10, 2006
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Distanitus

I serious illness a lot of guys suffer from it is when you spot a chick and she looks really good from across the room then you get within a 5 foot distance and she is a butterface.
Damn dawg I just had the worse case of Distanitus ever!
by cowboygscc September 14, 2009
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Distaster

she was a distaster, she didn't like the way I tasted and she dissed me
by JR-JG November 18, 2011
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distance learning

(n) staring at a teacher on a computer screen instead of going to in-person school because the schools are closed; getting an education from teachers through Zoom calls; going to Zoom school
Distance learning sucks because everyone is getting headaches from too much screen time and it is difficult to learn from teachers who are teaching from the computer instead of in the classroom. Some kids like distance learning because they can log-on with their cameras turned off and play video games all day instead of doing their school work.
by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 4, 2020
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Long Distance Hottie

a girl who looks hot from a fair way but gets increasingly ugly as she approaches you....
man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...

ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...
by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009
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