Depatch (Dee-patch)
A Depatch is an instance in which a company releases a software update for one of their programs which goes awry. Where the normal patch will update or fix software, the Depatch has the opposite effects and more. A Depatch rips a hole in the digital universe, maliciously altering software in a negative way. A Depatch violates software uses on a mental, emotional, and psychological level. Reactions are many and varied, ranging from a stoic patience to uncontrolled weeping and vomiting, or the much more common raging yells and similar temper tantrums. The way in which the company reacts to their own Depatch is also varied. Some will simply admit to the fact that they have brought a travesty upon their users and will immediately set about fixing the problem. Others will often deny there is any issue at all until their entire program crashes due to an error in the in-game mail system. They will then be forced to take the game down for nearly two days in order to fix the issue.
A Depatch is an instance in which a company releases a software update for one of their programs which goes awry. Where the normal patch will update or fix software, the Depatch has the opposite effects and more. A Depatch rips a hole in the digital universe, maliciously altering software in a negative way. A Depatch violates software uses on a mental, emotional, and psychological level. Reactions are many and varied, ranging from a stoic patience to uncontrolled weeping and vomiting, or the much more common raging yells and similar temper tantrums. The way in which the company reacts to their own Depatch is also varied. Some will simply admit to the fact that they have brought a travesty upon their users and will immediately set about fixing the problem. Others will often deny there is any issue at all until their entire program crashes due to an error in the in-game mail system. They will then be forced to take the game down for nearly two days in order to fix the issue.
Example 1:
Ben: Hey what do you think of the new patch?
Adam: I HATE IT! I CAN"T LOG INTO THE GAME ANYMORE! IT WAS A FUCKING DEPATCH!(Subsequent rage and cussing)
Example 2:
Adam: Hey what was the name of that Depatch in World of Warcraft? The one where they damaged the game beyond repair?
Ben: Oh, you mean Cataclysm?
Ben: Hey what do you think of the new patch?
Adam: I HATE IT! I CAN"T LOG INTO THE GAME ANYMORE! IT WAS A FUCKING DEPATCH!(Subsequent rage and cussing)
Example 2:
Adam: Hey what was the name of that Depatch in World of Warcraft? The one where they damaged the game beyond repair?
Ben: Oh, you mean Cataclysm?
by Mcshiggle August 14, 2011
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Always curious, loyal forever, very mature, at times gets moody. But is very sweet at the end. Once you know her, you can never forget her.
Debotri is a very positive and beautiful soul. She is a very caring and loving person, she is cute and romantic at times. She is always there to listen to you. She also has adequate amount of discipline and sincerity. Its her quality that she understands where lies her betterment and according to it remains fluid and shapes herself according to outer condition. Never with a fixed mindset, but has will to expand it and change it according to new ideas.
Always curious, loyal forever, very mature, at times gets moody. But is very sweet at the end. Once you know her, you can never forget her.
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pictures easily found on the internet by googling "demotivational posters". The posters are composed of a picture (often funny looking, frightening, or disturbing) surrounded by a rather thick black border, and underneath the picture, in the border there is a title for the "poster" that has something to do with the picture, and underneath the title is some kind of phrase that goes into more detail than the title and makes sense of the picture in terms of what point the creator was trying to get across.
"Hey what are you doing?"
"I'm making Demotivational Posters! Here check one out"
"Oh dude that is so true! if you don't hit that jailbait, somebody else will!!"
"I'm making Demotivational Posters! Here check one out"
"Oh dude that is so true! if you don't hit that jailbait, somebody else will!!"
by House J.R. March 16, 2010
Get the Demotivational Posters mug.A term to describe someone who dresses in extremely bright and colorful clothes derived from the early 2000s fashion. It is a style that developed on depop, I guess you could call it a variation of y2k fashion. They might wear crazy neon orange pants with a bright purple tank top covered in bright pink butterfly’s and neon orange eye shadow. They might even wear a fuzzy baby blue top with matching blue butterfly clips, and a matching blue skirt; and you will most likely catch them with stars, dots, or hearts all over their face. Depop whores get the majority of their clothes off depop from fast fashion shops like cyberspaceshop, igirl, and other shops that don’t sell authentic early 2000s clothes. Though, a depop whore does not actually need to shop from depop to be one, their just called that if they fit that style as it is a style created on depop.
Boy: “omg do you see Kelly and sophia’s outfits today? They look like they just came back from a pride parade inside of a circus!! And we’re in December!
Girl: I know! They’re total depop whores!!
Girl: I know! They’re total depop whores!!
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Get the depop whore mug.dude, i havn't gotten any poontang since last saturday!!! If i dont get any quick i mite get Depoonhydrated..
by Mikey D 34 March 8, 2009
Get the Depoonhydrated mug.The fear of people touching you. Usually referring to unnecessary contact from unknown individuals that results in feelings of anxiety within the receiving party,("demo" derived from the greek root meaning, people, "tactile" derived from the greek root meaning, touch and phobia, derived from the greek root meaning, fear).
by Kleeohpachra December 14, 2008
Get the Demotactilephobia mug.To remove from a hat. From de + petasus + ate. Petasus is the Latin word for hat, and petas is the stem. Similar construction to defenestrate.
The magician depetasates the rabbit.
We depatasate the solution to the recurrence {F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2), F(1)=1, F(0)=0}, to reveal the Fibonacci sequence, 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, ... which is incidentally, also related to rabbits.
We depatasate the solution to the recurrence {F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2), F(1)=1, F(0)=0}, to reveal the Fibonacci sequence, 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, ... which is incidentally, also related to rabbits.
by lutherdriggers March 25, 2010
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