Cuff Lazy

Cuff lazy is the term used for someone who, through lack of concentration or simply being too choong, manages to spill the contents of a joint in the process of being rolled. This unfortunate mis-hap normally occurs in the outdoors or open places, where it normally requires two people to roll a joint to a good standard, one acting as a rest/holder of the Rizla®, while the other inserts the 'ingredients'. Wind, snow, and rain are all hazards when rolling outdoors, so take this into consideration when forced into this situation.

-2 stoner mates, in the park, rolling a spliff in hazardous rolling conditions.....the holder <Man 2> then drops contents.....-

-Man 1 to Man 2 (angrily)-
"Oh you fucking crackhead!"

-Man 2 in reply-
"Aaah sorry blud, the wind took it!"

-Man 1 to Man 2-
"You're cuff lazy ya cunt. Can't even cuff a joint properly. Wanker."

by Deano Bam Bino April 3, 2005

Cuffalo

A combination of the words Cow and Buffalo. A fat bitch that has, or intends to steal your man. Can have one or more gold teeth.

1.) That fucking cuffalo stole my man!
2.) She thinks she's hot, but she's just a cuffalo.

by swampdonkey1990 March 29, 2011

chinese finger cuffs

when a girl is getting fucked doggystyle and sucking a guys dick at the same time. it is like finger cuffs in the way you get stuck in both ends.

andy was driving the bus and a dirty whore began to suck his man hood. then d lew relized it was perfect time to give her the chinese finger cuffs so he lifted up her skirt and fucked the bitch right in the ass.(sean burk was was doing the Sneaky Sunderland)

by sean burk April 26, 2006

cufftemer

1. ( noun ) /kufft a me(r)
...is a person without cash and with the pretenses of paying in the very near future back to the IE. establishment, retailer or a street level pharmacist the product or merchandise in which they are asking, begging or groveling for.
2. A person one has to deal with (an awkward cufftermer)
cufftermer (opposite). customer

origin( Katcave Burnaby B.C Canada 01,01,09

2. "you know me i'm not gonna stroke you on this, I get my welfare check on Wednesday". I know i still owe ya from the last tme i said id pay ya and you know I will top left man im no fall down. just please give me the shit I'm the best cufftemer around bla bla bla.............

by kats bitch forever, anakandaz June 20, 2009

Cuffincake

(Noun) An epic mixture of a cupcake and a muffin.

"Bro, that cuffincake looks effin' delicious."

by Boss-like May 2, 2010

cuffy cooter

The fold between a female's butt cheek and her thigh. The cuffy cooter will be most pronounced in a woman with a larger booty.

I like to grab my girlfriend by the cuffy cooter.

by kb83079 August 22, 2010

Cuffaroed

The act of flying passed a long line of stopped traffic and forcing ones way in at the the front of the line. May be used in any situation that results in a cutoff, be it vehicular, sexual, mental. Etc.

I was driving to work and some douche bag cuffaroed me, almost wrecked a couple people.

I could tell my Girlfriend was pissed and I was getting no pussy. I just got cuffaroed.

I need to cuffaro these jeans and make them into shorts!

by Beeble lover May 17, 2019