A fat, Polynesian girl who be acting bitchy or is cranky for a dumbass reason (and if your poly yourself, like me, then you only have a slightly less chance of getting your brown ass face slapped than others if you call a person that).
Poly#1; Aw shitman, my mad, fatass cousins bout to have a bitch fit.
The act of flying passed a long line of stopped traffic and forcing ones way in at the the front of the line. May be used in any situation that results in a cutoff, be it vehicular, sexual, mental. Etc.
I was driving to work and some douche bag cuffaroed me, almost wrecked a couplepeople.
I could tell my Girlfriend was pissed and I was getting no pussy. I just got cuffaroed.
I need to cuffaro these jeans and make them into shorts!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.