crype

N. Promotion or marketing that is vacuous ( - promotion for promotion's sake - ) or disappointing. A blend of the words crap and hype, synonymous with the exclamation "cripes".

More crype about the new Doctor Who on the TV tonight.

by freewheeling September 4, 2013

neobrat quickpost cryptics

People whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. Sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. The nightmarish "finished product" of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. I first heard the term used by OwlHoot on sci.tech-archive.net.

neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (OwlHoot)

neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: LMFAO...@ THESE BRAWDZ...DELET ME BLOK ME...IDGAF...BUT I TELL U ONE THING WHEN SEE DONT UTTER TO YO TO SAY SHYT 2 ME...DNT TRY TO ACT LIKE WE FAM OR FRENDS...CUZ I DNT FUC WIT BOOGI ASS HOES ANY WAY! SO KEEP MINE UP OUT YO MOUF...CUZ I WILL MAKE A TRIP! IT AINT NEVA EEN NO HO N ME! NOW RUN TELL DAT! SHO (lamebook)

by MastaRoe October 18, 2010

cryphy

2 parts hyphy
1 part crunk
mixed with a lil JAB
Blended with hip-hop

"Jane and Jack get cryphy on the dance floor when LEgend is spinnin on 5Ks"

by Legend of the mighty mighty JAB Productions February 22, 2005

craphead

a craphead is a dumbass that calls you names.

Agassi you are such a craphead.

by fatoni February 7, 2003

craphound

Someone who relishes crap in any form. A craphound is someone who has an intense desire for anything that is cheap, dirty, of poor quality, etc.

"I can't believe he eats fast food everyday."
"Yeah, he's a real craphound."

by glock 32 June 1, 2007

Cryptic Dumper

VERB
When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.

As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.

This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.

Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)

by jaketd12 February 22, 2010

crypod

A portmanteau of "cry" and "iPod" - that is, something that can cry for hours and hours very loudly without stopping, specifically a baby or small child.

"Did you see the lady with the obnoxious crypod in the store? That thing never shut up!"

by d4rk May 18, 2006