cryPod

(Noun) A term used to describe an Emo kid's iPod, based on it's contents.

"That emo kid is too busy listening to his cryPod"

by Royce November 3, 2006

crypod

A portmanteau of "cry" and "iPod" - that is, something that can cry for hours and hours very loudly without stopping, specifically a baby or small child.

"Did you see the lady with the obnoxious crypod in the store? That thing never shut up!"

by d4rk May 18, 2006

cryptodouche

Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.

"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.

by ~marten~ January 16, 2018

crypdick

A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'

Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-

A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space

Get rid.

"That crypdick ain't worth your time"

by Joasia April 15, 2007

Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.

Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*

by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018

cry pod

An Ipod, or any electronic media player, filled with gigs and gigs of emo, shoegaze, screamcore, or any kind of music assosiated with sad white kids.

He was trying to be friendly, and offered me his Nano, in case there was anything I'd like to listen to. Thirty seconds of scrolling through his cry pod quickly confirmed that we would probably have very little in common.

by Cap'n Awesome August 28, 2006

criPod

An iPod filled with emo music

"Drew got yelled at by his boss earlier has been in his cubicle listening to his criPod for hours now"

by Penguins Word Team December 9, 2008