crotch tingle 

A tingling in the genital area, usually experienced when sexually aroused.

When you talk like that it gives me such a crotch tingle.

crotch tingle by Crotch Tingle May 11, 2010

crotch jello

The coolest anything can get. Something so cool, amazing and invigorating it makes you close your eyes, tilt your head back and smile. Almost as if you were to dip your crotch into a giant bowl of jello on a scorching hot day.

"This girl is so dope," Grant exclaimed, "she paid for lunch and suggested we head back to her place to watch the game. She's like 'crotch jello' cool."

"Is the new Beastie Boys album cool?" I asked.
"Crotch Jello," she replied.

crotch jello by meatlocker May 6, 2011

crotch banger 

A wedgie in your crotch.

These tight Jean shorts are giving me a crotch banger!

crotch banger by KennyCee June 14, 2018

Crotch Beer

Stashing a cold one in the front of your pants when no free pocket or cooler is available.

Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"

Crotch Beer by Fastball35 April 7, 2011

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.

Crotch Critters by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

crotch mullet

When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.

Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it

crotch mullet by dusch is a cack February 12, 2003

crotch food

Any type of food eaten by many that is held in the crotch of ones legs while seated. (Most commonly popcorn, chips, candy, etc.)

"Tony, get your hand away from my vitals."
"Dude, it's okay; it's crotch food."

crotch food by B. Jones November 20, 2007