Cris

A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris

Cris kidnapped a child in his bear suit again...

by French Horn God May 10, 2019

Cris

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: looking ass fool Cris

No semi colons in this muhfucka. Real colon hours only

by CJ Garza June 6, 2018

Cris

cris is a dumbass fucking shit talking bitch who thinks he can pull the universe and always has to shit and has hella bitches in his phone FUCK THAT NIGGA CRIS

ew stop acting like a cris

by stoptalking07 March 18, 2022

Cris

A great man who is a boss and loves to eat! He is normally playing games with his buddy Trenton!

Have you met Cris? What is he like?

by Sparkleunicorn18 October 31, 2017

Cris

A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha

Girl : did you hear what cris was up too?

Person : being himself again?

Girl : no, he made me laugh!

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhay December 7, 2019

Cris Collinsworth

The NFL announcer that sucks Patrick Mahomes off everytime he makes any play.

There the announcer goes giving him the Cris Collinsworth treatment.

by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023

cris

I always considered you a great person and that's what you are I suppose, but you promised me that you would never leave and you left in the most painful way of my life possible, it is so sad that I still think of you and you have completely forgotten me.

Did you see cris?
Yes, give off enthusiasm for loving someone

by ilywara January 4, 2022