moon cricket

Used as a deragatory term for a black person. Similar to porch monkey, nigger, or coon.

Some moon cricket must have stole it!

by dingraha November 19, 2007

cricket post

When someone posts/shares on FB and no one comments or likes.

Did you see Kari posted pictures of her new car?

Yeah, I noticed her cricket post.

by Heather Leather February 21, 2011

Cricket

When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.

Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"

by Supermarket Worker February 26, 2011

Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

by viduity June 21, 2020

mr cricket

mr cricket is the nick-name for aussie batsman Mike Hussey, so named because of his complete cricketing skills

Mr Cricket scored another century today

by jamesssss March 3, 2007

lip crickets

Genital crabs that transfer to the male mustache and or beard from performing fellatio on a female or another male.

I must have gotten these lip crickets from when I went down on that girl from the bar last Friday .

by Stevie G Spot January 18, 2016

The Cricket

When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm

I'm doing the cricket

by warwagon1979 April 7, 2016