COUNT IT

expresses excitement, triumph, satisfaction or agreeance

can be used with sarcastic undertones

1. Sarah- yo i can't believe they're smoking us up for free again!
Rachel- yeah i fucking know!COUNT THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!

2. Allyson- Who is winning the game?
Vanessa- Who the fuck cares? we always loose homecoming. our football team fucking SUCKS
Allyson- AHAHA. TRUE THAT TRUE THAT- COUNT IT.

3. (sarcastic)
Mary-HOMYGOD MY MOMS MAKING FISH FOR DINNER
Jane- counnntttt ittttt
Mary- yo stfu she makes nice fish.

by britney fucking spears alright? August 14, 2006

Count Mackula

The guy in the club who thinks he is the shit and tries to hit on everything with a pulse and/or a vagina.

Count Mackula has hit on every girl in here twice.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

Count Chocula

Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.

That Count Chocula goes hard... as shell.

by real tik tok January 17, 2011

Count Fankula

A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.

Used in a sentence: I think Count Fankula is a real vampire because I've seen him naked.

by Marcvp August 31, 2007

Count Girthula

Person with a wide cock.

Anyone with an unusually wide penis.

I stretched her ass out like Count Girthula.

I went Count Girthula on that ass !

by Bretsus December 4, 2011

Count Dooku

A ridiculously small bearded penis.

Some refer to it as, "The Count", or just plainly "Dooku".

"Nancy: Hey Brian, it looks like The Count's come out to play"

"Karen: For Gods sake Craig, i can see your Dooku from here.
Craig: I like to put it on show. I like the attention i get."

"Morgan Freeman: Everybody run! It's Count Dooku!"

by RandomGuy93 November 14, 2009

Count Crapula

Vampiric Faeces

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 7, 2003