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A ridiculously small bearded penis.

Some refer to it as, "The Count", or just plainly "Dooku".
"Nancy: Hey Brian, it looks like The Count's come out to play"

"Karen: For Gods sake Craig, i can see your Dooku from here.
Craig: I like to put it on show. I like the attention i get."

"Morgan Freeman: Everybody run! It's Count Dooku!"
by RandomGuy93 November 14, 2009
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