chonk a knob

verb: to chew on a dick

noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell

verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."

noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."

by Jako Kot January 11, 2008

coinkydink

coincidence, (or if said under one's breath)... a Suspiciously Unusual Coincidence.

Street slang by barely literate Irish, Jewish, German, Italian and Chinese street toughs (such as the Pug Uglies , Black Hand, Purple Gang and Tong Hatchet Men) from NY's ethnic ghettos of the 19th Century, specifically, the Lower East Side, Five Points, China Town (Manhattan), and Flatbush, Empire, Coney Island (Brooklyn)... later evolved into nationally used street slang by early 30s talkie gangster /prison movies and then into the common vernacular by such comedians as The Three Stooges' and 'The Marx Brothers'.

Q. Hey, Charlie... you got snake eyes?

Roll...

A. WOW... I got boxcars... what a coinkydink!...

Q. Coinkydink my friggin ass... them dice is loaded -ya prick...!!!

by Ye Old Master April 29, 2015

Coonkernickel

A term used by many as an insult/slur originating from wanting Obama on a nickel.

Did you see they put obama on a nickel?
Yeah thats a coonkernickel.

by Unckle Tom July 19, 2023

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008

chonkalonkadonk

people who are so nervous to ask someone out but are very confident just not in dates!lol

billy was a chonkalonkadonk when he was about to ask someone out.

by bulldogsareawesome November 29, 2010

Conker hunt

A child friendly way of calling an individual a cunt.

'Stop being a conker hunt mate!'

by Johnumadbroumadbroumadbro October 10, 2011

Conkered

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011