what you say to a female after you go up to her and rub her belly gently. This is a term in which you're telling her that you are going to fuck her and then cum inside her pussy. Often the female will freak out and scream like a bitch like when my dad saw my grades the other day.
by The weird bird man August 27, 2010
Get the soon you will contain my seed mug.-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
by vincentttttt April 16, 2008
Get the contarded mug.used when someone is on a cell phone in an inappropriate place and/or being usually loud and/or obnoxious.
by tony the time traveler November 1, 2006
Get the contain it mug.To have had sex with someone from all six inhabited continents (North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Asia, Oceania). Each partner must have been born on the land mass in question to count towards the total.
If I can get my Oceania card punched while I'm in Melbourne, I'll have pulled off the lifetime Continental.
by Johnny Panic February 12, 2009
Get the Continental mug.When people of an extremely large size get off their ass/couch and make it out of the house to adventure into the world.
Guy 1: Hey you see how fat that person is? Im suprised theyre not at home eating their face off.
Guy 2: Yeah im suprised too. We got a serious case of continental drift.
Guy 2: Yeah im suprised too. We got a serious case of continental drift.
by thatguy105 November 1, 2010
Get the continental drift mug.When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.
"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"
"What?"
"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"
"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"
"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"
"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."
"What?"
"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"
"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"
"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"
"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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