communist manifesto

A document writen by Karl Marx AND Frederick Engels describing their ideal Communist soceity.

The Communist Manifesto is some confusing shit. I hate "isms"

by L-ho December 25, 2005

Consumer-Communist

A half-assed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. Crowds tend to consist of ultra PC psuedo-totalitarian sexually promiscuous fanatics who pussy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.

The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.

This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".

Those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the White House. Some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding "cheaper prices on Haagen-Dazs ice-cream or else!".

by WeIsAllVictims November 9, 2009

'Communist-Nazi'

1)A so called: 'Communist-Nazi', doesn't exist, Nazi's were fascists, and fascists were anti-communists.

So a 'Communist-Nazi' can not and does not exist.

2)A therm used by people who don't know where they're talking about.

{Kid 1# says}"Karl Marx is a cock-sucking 'Communist-Nazi'!"

{Kid 2# says:}"Yeah, he's probably giving Hitler a blowjob in hell!" (-Kid 1# and Kid 2# laugh-)

{Kid 3#(The one that knows where he's talking about.) says:}
"'Communist-Nazi's' don't exist you moron."

{Kid 1# says:}"Hey guys, he's one of them!"

{Kid 2# says}"Go suck Hitler's cock, 'Communist-Nazi'!"

(-Kid 3# gets misunderstood only because he really knows the difference between Nazi's and Communists.-)

by HenkPaal November 26, 2006

libertarian communist

by negation1. One who does not strive to create situations or at least institutions that encourage the practice of maiming, imprisoning or dispossessing others.

2. One who rests in the belief that an "organic" and "natural", though multi-national, community is suppressed by any number of incomprehensibly abstract laws and economic strictures. Such a community generally is not a community by contract, but is yet comprised of voluntarists.

"Libertarian Communism is a society organised without the state and without private ownership. And there is no need to invent anything or conjure up some new organization for the purpose. The centres about which life in the future will be organised are already with us in the society of today: the free union and the free municipality." - Isaac Puente

by genericdefect July 26, 2005

Communist Leader

An advocater of communism who has achieved political power.

Leon Trotsky, Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and any other communist leader besides the losers in china and vietnam, who don't count, seem to have beards. Go figure.

by Dr. Batido December 23, 2005

Communist Party

A party where there's no coca cola

Hey where's the coke Jerry? oh blyat we in Soviet Russia there is no coke screw this communist party

by Mqr1o May 28, 2018

Communist Capitalism

Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.

The Soviet Union never achieved communism. They achieved communist capitalism.

by Shugunou March 31, 2023