contraception

A small child walking into it's parents bedroom to find out what the noise is

children are the best form of contraception

by PGTips April 26, 2006

contra

Originally an Arcade game, it is best known as the best Run 'n gun NES game, if not the best Run 'n gun game of all time. It is also the first time the Konami code ever appeared in a video game.

Retard-"Contra is so old, it can't compare to awesome graphics of the Xbox."
Me-"Too bad graphics don't matter, you retard. Contra is the best game ever, and it's worth more money than you."

by Emennius January 16, 2004

law of non-contradiction

The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."

law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...

by rockwell13 August 19, 2006

Colorado

A state where the powder's almost as fresh as the pot and you can toke it up as you board down the mogules.

Hey i see snow, smoke, and bright green pot with preety colored crystals. I must be in Colorado.

by MADness05 April 7, 2005

Contracts

An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal filings; a mountain of reeking shit.

"I'm sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have to study for Contracts."

by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008

poop contractions

When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.

Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!

by rockerdon666 December 4, 2009

Sterling, Colorado

A small boring town in the middle of nowhere, Northeastern Colorado, but its the biggest town for many miles around. The only reasons people come to Sterling is for the fair if they are rednecks, or Northeastern Junior College. NJC is the only place that there are African Americans in Sterling. The rest of the people are white and Mexican and emo poseurs. There is nothing to do except WalMart and the skate park, so most of the population parties all weekend and then goes to church on Sunday. It is a great place to make friends

"So where you from?"
"Sterling, Colorado."
"Where?"

by bright-eyes November 28, 2009