A person preferably a woman gives you deep throat and while in the act of you being balls deep in her esophagus, you bust a nut inside of her throat. When or while she tries to pull away grab her triceps and bend them backwards so that they resemble chicken wings. Dont let her onlodge the member which causes the girl to gag making her bock like a chicken or gobble like a turkey...EPIC
Chief: I think i just invented a new sex position
Guy: what is it called
Chief: Colonel Chicken Mcfunpack..you never know what it is till it happens
Guy: Whores these days
Guy: what is it called
Chief: Colonel Chicken Mcfunpack..you never know what it is till it happens
Guy: Whores these days
by Swagg2422 March 31, 2010
''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.
by meeme master November 5, 2017
Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!
Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!
Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!
Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
by ColonelBy2013 December 8, 2011
From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.
What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
A
What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
A
by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020
a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.
by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005
The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .
He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.
by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017