Clobbershnucked

Absolutely obliterated with a singular punch

Guy 1: "Man, he got absolutely Clobbershnucked"
Guy 2: 'Shut up"

by RandomDudeHer May 11, 2025

Cloobed

To be beaten up or killed, synonymous with “clobbered.” Typically in a video game.

“Dude that guy just totally cloobed me!”

by Axolopi June 4, 2025

Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020

Gypo clobber

A clothing relating to something gypsies wear. Usually an insult referring to poor quality or dirty clothes.

Look at Josh he’s wearing Gypo Clobber

by Greek.God69 April 5, 2021

Cameroonian Clobber

The act of being anally penetrated by a Large Cameroonian male, using Spicy Egusi Soup as lubricant.

Your Wife : Hey babe, Francis and I tried out the Cameroonian Clobber!
You : Why are you like this?

by Ngannoutouchesme January 9, 2022

It's clobbering time

“It's clobbering time” is a signature phrase from the Marvel character Thing, before going into fisticuffs with assorted baddies. Can be used as a pep talk before any kind of event where force will be applied, literally or metaphorically.

“ It's clobbering time”, Samuel shouted before jumping onto the padel court

After spending 45 minutes fighting stuck wheelnuts on the Camry, a frustrated Jonas roared “It's clobbering time” while picking up the sledgehammer

by Rydbjerg March 4, 2023

Colorado Cum Clobber

The act of ejaculating in a condom, filling said condom with a gas (such as carbon dioxide) and exploding it on someone as a prank.

Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!

by t4zyl February 3, 2026