come clean

To be totally honest about something.

Friend #1: "I'mma come clean; I let Shonda with the blonde hair stick her finger in my butt while she was giving me head."

Friend #2: "TMI bro. TMI."

by CL456 February 14, 2017

Plate cleaner

Fat person who cleans plates in record time

Chye was considered a plate cleaner after finishing her food in 1.3 seconds

by Jabree23 June 18, 2017

cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.

The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!

by inane5 March 17, 2005

Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

Clean

When something or someone looks attractive or Good.

Guy 1: Aye wasup foo
Guy 2: Oh my Boi is clean! You go shopping yesterday or sum?
Guy 1: Ye, I wasted half my paycheck on clothes n shit yesterday

by AshTray1 June 7, 2019

clean

When someone has not self-harmed for a certain amount of time.

I’ve been clean for 3 months now.

by random-peep November 17, 2017

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008