claims adjuster

The guy that merced the UnitedHealthcare CEO

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.

by luigidaisy December 10, 2024

The Claim

I have to at least have to hear the claim!

Hym "That's not all you do though is it? Take Andy and Tristan for example. It's always 'Oh he's a toxicity guys! He's getting accused of human trafficking' but it's never 'he's pretending to be the urban dictionary guy! He's doing the better than Joe Rogan strategum!' And then they never get charged with anything until AFTER I SAY SOMETHING. Where were you!? Just vague ad homs. Destiny? Well? You aren't calling that out! He's doing the exact same thing as Andy! And now there's a sex scandal! And then you're as vague as possible. He's a 'sex pest.' How about 'he's pretending to be Hym and doing the thing he same not to do?' Where's that coming from any of you? I don't even get to hear the claim that's being made but you need video footage and forensic evidence for EVERYTHING EXCEPT the E. Jean Carrol case."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.

Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.

by JayRock69 June 3, 2023

Claim

To let everybody know that somebody is yours.

I have a lot of hire but I only claim one of em fr

by Fortheladiestbh June 13, 2023

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

Island Woman Claiming

When a woman goes away to an island, and a person goes to said island away from said persons' home, to claim a woman as her own. Pioneered by Csaba Winter. TM. Copyrighted.

He spent months island woman claiming.

by Aspiring reverse tornado June 24, 2024

Truth claims

No, the claims are implicit in the text. When it says the 'God said *blank*' it is claiming the God said a thing. It's either true or it's false. And stop trying to like everything to biology. It the religion isn't just the right half of the brain or something that is so fucking stupid. It is what it is and what it is is an incest cult. You are defending it because it makes people go 'yay.' That is all that's happening here. It couldn't be any less profound."

Hym "Truth claims aside, your importance of narrative is just more Jordan Peterson Cult shit.

Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"

Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024