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Cuddlefuck

When you wanna cuddle and be close, but then it takes a brutally savage turn and you take them to pound town on the fuck truck.
David: "aye bro what'd you and Lisa do last night?"
Joey: "we cuddlefucked hard core."
*both bros' 360 y-y no scope high five each other*
by Skis hand April 26, 2015
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cuddlesaurus

one who gives or receives cuddles
Eric's girlfriend was a cuddlesaurus and he liked it.
by Ericasaurus November 22, 2006
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Cuddledrunk

How one feels after standing up from cuddling between multiple attractive people for a long period of time; Wobbly, warm.
"They were so hot that after snuggling, I became so cuddledrunk that I couldn't piss straight."
by gwosscharles May 17, 2009
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Cuddle Cardio

An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.
Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.
by losannegeles October 18, 2011
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cuddle culture

A cuter version of hookup culture, with cuddles rather coitus.
The cuddle culture on this campus is dead. Let's find some sofas and revive it.
Who needs condoms when you have cuddles?
by browniecakes October 16, 2013
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Cuddlepuss

/ˈkʌdlpʊs/

noun

1. A cuddling enthusiast
2. An initiator of cuddlepuddles and other such cuddle conflagrations
3. One whose cuddling skills are exceptional

Antonyms: Snagglepuss, Snaggles
If you'd ever been in the sweet embrace of that boy you'd know he's all cuddlepuss and no snaggles.
by Cuddlepussin'Snaggles November 1, 2013
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cuddle-park

“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.
"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."
by RLS December 10, 2013
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